Alon. And Trinculo is reeling ripe: where Where I have hope to see the nuptial should they Find this grand liquor that hath gilded them? How cam'st thou in this pickle? Trin. I have been in such a pickle, since I saw you last, that, I fear me, will never out of my bones I shall not fear fly-blowing. Seb. Why, how now, Stephano! Ste. O! touch me not; I am not Stephano, but a cramp. Pro. You'd be king of the isle, sirrah? Ste. I should have been a sore one, then. Alon. This is a strange thing as e'er I look'd on. [Pointing to Caliban. Pro. He is as disproportion'd in his manners, As in his shape.-Go, sirrah, to my cell; Take with you your companions: as you look To have my pardon, trim it handsomely. Cal. Ay, that I will; and I'll be wise hereafter, And seek for grace. What a thrice-double ass Pro. Go to; away! Alon. Hence, and bestow your luggage where you found it. Seb. Or stole it, rather. [Exeunt Cal., Ste., and Trin. Pro. Sir, I invite your highness, and your train, To my poor cell where you shall take your rest EPILOGUE. Spoken by Prospero. I must be here confin'd by you, As you from crimes would pardon'd be. SCENE,-Sometimes in Verona; sometimes in Milan, and on the frontiers of Mantua. ACT I. SCENE I.-An open place in Verona. Enter Valentine and Proteus. Val. Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus: Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits. Wer't not, affection chains thy tender days To the sweet glances of thy honour'd love, Even as I would, when I to love begin. Think on thy Proteus, when thou haply seest cess. Pro. Upon some book I love, I'll pray for Val. That's on some shallow story of deep love, How young Leander cross'd the Hellespont. Pro. That's a deep story of a deeper love; For he was more than over shoes in love. Val. 'Tis true; for you are over boots love, in And yet you never swam the Hellespont. Pro. Over the boots? nay, give me not the boots. Val. No, I will not, for it boots thee not. Pro. What? Val. To be in love, where scorn is bought with groans; [moment's mirth, Coy looks, with heart-sore sighs; one fading With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights: If haply won, perhaps, a hapless gain; If lost, why then a grievous labour won: However, but a folly bought with wit, Or else a wit by folly vanquished. [fool. Pro. So, by your circumstance, you call me Val. So, by your circumstance, I fear you'll Val. And writers say, As the most forward To Milan let me hear from thee by letters, Pro. He after honour hunts, I after love : He leaves his friends to dignify them more; I leave myself, my friends, and all for love. Thou, Julia, thou hast metamorphos'd me; Made me neglect my studies, lose my time, War with good counsel, set the world at nought; [thought. Made wit with musing weak, heart sick with Speed. Sir Proteus, save you! Saw you my And I have play'd the sheep, in losing him Speed. You conclude, that my master is a shepherd, then, and I a sheep? Pro. I do. Speed. Why then, my horns are his horns, whether I wake or sleep. Pro. A silly answer, and fitting well a sheep. Speed. This proves me still a sheep. Pro. True; and thy master a shepherd. Speed. Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance. [another. Pro. It shall go hard but I'll prove it by Speed. The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the shepherd; but I seek my master, and my master seeks not me: therefore, I am no sheep. Pro. The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd, the shepherd for food follows not the sheep; thou for wages followest thy master, thy master for wages follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep. ["Baa." Speed. Such another proof will make me cry Pro. But, dost thou hear? gavest thou my letter to Julia? Speed. Ay, sir: I, a lost mutton, gave your letter to her, a laced mutton; and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a lost mutton, nothing for my labour ! Pro. Here's too small a pasture for such store of muttons. Speed. If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her. Pro. Nay, in that you are astray; 'twere best pound you. Speed. Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for carrying your letter. [pinfold. Pro. You mistake: I mean the pound, a Speed. From a pound to a pin? fold it over [your lover. and over, 'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to Pro. But what said she? [Speed nods.] Did she nod? Speed. I. Pro. Nod, I? why, that's noddy. Speed. You mistook, sir: I say she did nod and you ask me, if she did nod; and I say 1. Pro. And that set together, is-noddy. Speed. Now you have taken the pains to set [Exit. it together, take it for your pains. Pro. All happiness bechance to thee in Milan! Val. As much to you at home! and so, farewell. Pro. No, no; you shall have it for bearing | the letter. Speed. Well, I perceive, I must be fain to bear with you. Pro. Why, sir, how do you bear with me? Speed. Marry, sir, the letter very orderly having nothing but the word "noddy" for my pains. Pro. Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit. Speed. And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse. Pro. Come, come; open the matter in brief: what said she? Speed. Open your purse, that the money and the matter may be both at once delivered. Pro. Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she? [her. Speed. Truly, sir, I think you'll hardly win Pro. Why, couldst thou perceive so much from her? Speed. Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no, not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I fear, she'll prove as hard to you in telling her mind. Give her no token but stones; for she's as hard as steel. Pro. What! said she nothing? Speed. No, not so much as-"take this for thy pains." To testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testerned me ; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your letters yourself: and so, sir, I'll commend you to my master. Pro. Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from wreck; Which cannot perish, having thee aboard, SCENE II.-Verona. Garden of Julia's House. Enter Julia and Lucetta. Jul. But say, Lucetta, now we are alone, Luc. Pardon, dear madam; 'tis a passing That I, unworthy body as I am, [shame, Should censure thus on lovely gentlemen. Jul. Why not on Proteus, as of all the rest? Luc. Then thus,-of many good I think Jul. Your reason? [him best. Luc. I have no other but a woman's reason; I think him so, because I think him so. Jul. And would'st thou have me cast my love on him? [away. Luc. Ay, if you thought your love not cast Jul. Why, he, of all the rest, hath never mov'd me. [loves ye. Luc. Yet he, of all the rest, I think, best Jul. His little speaking shows his love but small. [all. Luc. Fire that is closest kept, burns most of Luc. Luc. from Proteus. [way, He would have given it you; but I, being in the Did in your name receive it ; pardon the fault, I pray. Jul. Now, by my modesty, a goodly broker! Dare you presume to harbour wanton lines? To whisper and conspire against my youth? Now, trust me, 'tis an office of great worth, And you an officer fit for the place. There, take the paper; see it be return'd; Or else return no more into my sight. Luc. To plead for love deserves more fee Jul. Will you be gone? [than hate, Luc. That you may ruminate. [Exit. Jul. And yet, I would I had o'erlook'd the letter. Wouldst thou, then, counsel me to fall in love? It were a shame to call her back again, Luc. Ay, madam; so you stumble not un-And pray her to a fault for which I chid her. heedfully. Jul. Of all the fair resort of gentlemen, That every day with parle encounter me, In thy opinion which is worthiest love? Luc. Please you, repeat their names, show my mind According to my shallow simple skill. I'll What fool is she, that knows I am a maid, And would not force the letter to my view! Since maids, in modesty, say "No," to that Which they would have the profferer construe, "Ay." Fie, fie, how wayward is this foolish love, Jul. What think'st thou of the fair Sir Eg-And presently, all humbled, kiss the rod ! lamour? [fine; How churlishly I chid Lucetta hence, Luc. As of a knight well-spoken, neat, and But, were I you, he never should be mine. Jul. What think'st thou of the rich Mer catio? [so. Luc. Well of his wealth; but of himself, so Jul. What think'st thou of the gentle Pro[us! Luc. Lord, lord! to see what folly reigns in teus? When willingly I would have had her here! O hateful hands, to tear such loving words! I'll kiss each several paper for amends. Shall lodge thee, till thy wound be throughly heal'd; And thus I search it with a sovereign kiss. But twice or thrice was "Proteus" written down: Be calm, good wind, blow not a word away, Luc. Madam, that, [son. Wherewith my brother held you in the cloister? Ant. Nor need'st thou much importune me to that Whereon this month I have been hammering. Pro. Thus have I shunn'd the fire, for fear of burning, [drown'd. And drench'd me in the sea, where I am I fear'd to show my father Julia's letter, Lest he should take exceptions to my love; And, with the vantage of mine own excuse, Hath he excepted most against my love. O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day; Which now shows all the beauty of the sun, And by and by a cloud takes all away! Re-enter Panthino. Pant. Sir Proteus, your father calls for you: He is in haste; therefore, I pray you, go. Pro. Why, this it is: my heart accords thereto; And yet a thousand times it answers, No. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I.-Milan. [him. A Room in the Duke's Palace. Enter Valentine and Speed. Speed. Sir, your glove. And,-in good time :-now will we break with Enter Proteus. Pro. Sweet love! sweet lines! sweet life! Here is her hand, the agent of her heart; Here is her oath for love, her honour's pawn. O, that our fathers would applaud our loves, To seal our happiness with their consents! O heavenly Julia ! Ant. How now! what letter are you reading there? Pro. May't please your lordship, 'tis a word or two Muse not that I thus suddenly proceed; Ant. Look, what thou want'st shall be sent after thee: No more of stay; to-morrow thou must go.Come on, Panthino: you shall be employ'd To hasten on this expedition. [Exeunt Antonio and Panthino. Val. Not mine; my gloves are on. Speed. Why then this may be yours, for this is but one. [mine.Val. Ha! let me see: ay, give it me, it's Sweet ornament that decks a thing divine! Ah, Silvia, Silvia ! [Silvia ! Speed. [Calling.] Madam Silvia! Madam Val. How now, sirrah! Speed. She is not within hearing, sir. Val. Why, sir, who bade you call her? Speed. Your worship, sir; or else I mistook. Val. Well, you'll still be too forward. Speed. And yet I was last chidden for being too slow. Val. Go to, sir. Tell me, do you know Madam Silvia? Speed. She that your worship loves? Val. Why, how know you that I am in love? Speed. Marry, by these special marks: first, you have learned, like Sir Proteus, to wreathe your arms, like a malcontent; to relish a love-song, like a robin-red-breast; to walk alone, like one that had the pestilence; to sigh, like a school-boy that had lost his A B C; to weep, like a young wench that had buried her grandam; to fast, like one that takes diet; to watch, like one that fears robbing; to speak puling, like a beggar at Hallowmas. You were wont, when you laughed, to crow like a cock; when you walked, to walk like one of the lions; when you fasted, it was presently after dinner; when you looked sadly, it was for want of money: and now you are metamorphosed with a mistress, that, when I look on you, I can hardly think you my master. Val. Are all these things perceived in me? Speed. Without you? nay, that's certain; |