For the Love of Juliet!: A Comedy

16th Century actor ALEX crosses ALEX enters ALEX exits answering machine ASST audience audition BARBARIANS ARE COMING bedroom beer believe Blackout call back Cause charnel house Christmas Carol client couch crosses to door DIRECTOR Door opens Eugene O'Neill Theatre feel front door GINGER and ROMEO GINGER crosses GINGER enters GINGER exits going Goodbye Goodnight happened heard Hello JULIE crosses JULIE enters JULIE exits JULIE looks JULIE runs JULIE turns kiss knocks ladder laughing listen LOVE OF JULIET marry Paris muse never night Oh yes Okay opens window Pause Phone rings pillow play pulling GINGER Rebeck Romeo and Juliet ROMEO crosses ROMEO duck ROMEO hears ROMEO pop SAMUEL FRENCH script sexy smiling sneeze sofa sorry stay talking tell Thank that's my line theatre thee There's thing timer tomorrow tonight wait WAITER walk What's Whispering Whoa wine glasses You're beautiful