that the brought me up, I likewise give her most humble thanks: but that I will have a recheate winded in 'my forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldrick, all women shall pardon me; because I will not do them the Wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the Right to truft none; and the fine is, (for the which I may go the finer,) I will live a bachelor.

Pedro. I shall fee thee, ere I die, look pale with love. Bene. With anger, with fickness, or with hunger, my lord, not with love: prove, that ever I lose more blood with love, than I will get again with drinking, pick out mine eyes with a ballad-maker's pen, and hang me up at the door of a brothel-house for the fign of blind Cupid.

Pedro. Well, if ever thou dost fall from this faith, thou wilt prove a notable argument.

Bene. If I do, hang me in a bottle like a cat, and fhoot at me; and he that hits me, let him be clapt on the shoulder, and call'd Adam. (3)

Pedro. Well, as time shall try; in time the favage bull doth bear the yoke.

Bene. The favage bull may, but if ever the sensible Benedick bear it, pluck off the bull's horns, and set them in my forehead, and let me be vilely painted;

(3) And he that bits me, let him be clap'd on the Shoulder, and call'd Adam.] But why should he therefore be call'd Adam? Perhaps, by a Quotation or two we may be able to trace the Poet's Allufion here. In Law-Tricks, or, Who would have thought it, (a Comedy written by John Day, and printed in 1608) I find this Speech,

I have beard, Old Adam was an honest Man, and a good Gardiner loved Lettice well, Sallads and Cabbage reasonable quell, yet no Tobacco Again, Adam Bell, a fubftantial Outlaw, and a paffing good Archer, yet no Tobaconist.

By this it appears, that Adam Bell at that time of day was of Reputation for his Skill at the Bow. I find him again mentioned in a Burlesque Poem of Sir William Davenant's, called, The long Vacation in London; and had I the Convenience of confulting Afcham's Torophilus, I might probably grow fiill better acquainted with his Hittory.

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and in fuch great letters as they write, Here is good Horse to bire, let them fignify under my Sign, Here you may fee Benedick the marry'd man.

Claud. If this should ever happen, thou would'st be horn-mad.

Pedro, Nay, if Cupid hath not spent all his quiver in Venice, thou wilt quake for this shortly.

Bene. I look for an earthquake too then.

Pedro. Well, you will temporize with the hours; in the mean time, good Signior Benedick, repair to Leonato's, commend me to him, and tell him I will not fail him at supper; for indeed, he hath made great preparation.

Bent. I have almost matter enough in me for fuch an embassage, and fo I commit you

Claud. To the tuition of God; from my house, if I had it,

Pedro. The fixth of July, your loving friend, Benedick.

Bene. Nay, mock not, mock not; the body of your discourse is sometime guarded with fragments, and the guards are but flightly bafted on neither: ere you flout old ends any further, examine your confcience, and fo I leave you. [Exit.

Claud. My Liege, your Highness now may do me good.
Pedro. My love is thine to teach, teach it but how,

And thou shalt see how apt it is to learn
Any hard lesson that may do thee good.

Claud. Hath Leonato any fon, my lord ?

Pedro. No child but Hero, she's his only heir:

Dost thou affect her, Claudio?
Claud. O my lord,

When you went onward on this ended action,
I look'd upon her with a foldier's eye;
That lik'd, but had a rougher task in hand
Than to drive liking to the name of love;
But now I am return'd, and that war-thoughts
Have left their places vacant; in their rooms
Come thronging foft and delicate Defires,

All

All prompting me how fair young Hero is;
Saying, I lik'd her ere I went to wars.

Pedro. Thou wilt be like a lover presently,
And tire the hearer with a book of words:
If thou dost love fair Hero, cherish it,
And I will break with her, and with her Father:
And thou shalt have her: was't not to this end,
That thou began'st to twist fo fine a story?

Claud. How sweetly do you minister to love,
That know love's grief by his complection !
But left my liking might too fudden seem,
I would have salv'd it with a longer treatife.

Pedro. What need the bridge much broader than the flood?
The fairest grant is the neceffity;
Look, what will serve, is fit; 'tis once, thou lov'st;
And I will fit thee with a remedy.
I know, we shall have revelling to-night;
I will assume thy part in some difguise,
And tell fair Hero I am Claudio ;

And in her bosom I'll unclafp my heart,
And take her hearing prisoner with the force
And strong encounter of my amorous tale:
Then, after, to her father will I break;
And the conclusion is, she shall be thine;
In practice let us put it presently.

Re-enter Leonato and Antonio.

[Exeunt.

Leo. How now, Brother, where is my cousin your fon? hath he provided this musick?

Ant. He is very busy about it, but, brother, I can tell you news that you yet dream'd not of.

Leon. Are they good?

Ant. As the event stamps them, but they have a good cover; they show well outward. The Prince and Count Claudio, walking in a thick-pleached alley in my orchard, were thus over-heard by a man of mine: The Prince discover'd to Claudio, that he lov'd my niece your daughter, and meant to acknowledge it this night in a dance; and if he found her accordant, he meant

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to take the present time by the top, and instantly break with you of it.

Leon. Hath the fellow any wit, that told you this? Ant. A good sharp fellow; I will fend for him, and question him yourself.

Leon. No, no, we will hold it as a dream, 'till it appear itself: but I will acquaint my daughter withal, that she may be the better prepared for answer, if peradventure this be true; go you and tell her of it: Coufin, you know what you have to do. [Several cross the Stage here.] O, I cry you mercy, friend, go you with me and I will use your skill; good Coufin, have a care this busy time [Exeunt.

Conr.

SCENE changes to an Apartment in
Leonato's Houfe.

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Enter Don John and Conrade.

Hat the goo-jer, my lord, why are you thus out of measure sad ?

John. There is no measure in the occafion that breeds

it, therefore the sadness is without limit.

Conr. You should hear reason.

John. And when I have heard it, what Bleffing bringeth it?

Conr. If not a present remedy, yet a patient fufferance.

John. I wonder, that thou (being, as thou say'st thou art, born under Saturn) goest about to apply a moral medicine to a mortifying mischief: I cannot hide what I am I must be sad when I have cause, and smile at no man's jests: eat when I have stomach, and wait for no man's leisure; fleep when I am drowsy, and tend on no man's business; laugh when I am merry, and claw no man in his humour.

Conr. Yea, but you must not make the full show of this, 'till you may do it without controlement you have of late stood out against your brother, and he hath ta'en you newly into his grace, where it is impossible

you

you should take root, but by the fair weather that you make yourself: it is needful that you frame the season for your own harvest.

John. I had rather be a canker in a hedge, than a rose in his grace; and it better fits my blood to be disdain'd of all, than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any : in this, (though I cannot be faid to be a flattering honeft man) it must not be deny'd but I am a plain-dealing villain; I am trusted with a muzzel, and infranchised with a clog, therefore I have decreed not to fing in my cage: if I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the mean time let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me.

Conr. Can you make no use of your discontent?

John. I will make all use of it, for I use it only. Who comes here? what news, Borachio?

Enter Borachio.

Bora. I came yonder from a great fupper; the Prince, your brother, is royally entertain'd by Leonato, and I can give you intelligence of an intended marriage.

John. Will it ferve for any model to build mischief on? what is he for a fool, that betroths himself to unquietness ?

Bora. Marry, it is your brother's right hand.
John. Who, the most exquifite Claudio ?

Bora. Even he.

John. A proper Squire! and who? and who? which way looks he?

Bora. Marry, on Hero, the daughter and heir of Leonato.

John. A very forward March chick! How come you to know this?

Bora. Being entertain'd for a perfumer, as I was fmoaking a musty room, comes me the Prince and Claudio hand in hand in fad conference: I whipt behind the Arras, and there heard it agreed upon, that the Prince should woo Hero for himself; and having obtained her, give her to Count Claudio.

John. Come, come, let us thither, this may prove