Gentlemen in claret, Sober as a vicar; Dreadfully in liquor! 5 Stranger on the right, Looking very sunny, Obviously reading Something rather funny Now the smiles are thickerWonder what they mean? Faith, he's got the KnickerBocker magazine! 6. Stranger on the left, Closing up his peepers : Like the seven sleepers; At his feet a volume Gives the explanation, 7. Ancient maiden lady She is out of danger! 8. Woman with her baby, Baby keeps a-squalling, Asks about the distance, Are so very shocking! Of the precious casket, If it came, would surely 10. Singing through the forests, Shooting under arches, Rumbling over bridges; Whizzing through the mountains, LESSON XXXIX. READING WITH SPECTACLES. ANONYMOUS. 1. A CERTAIN artist, I've forgot his name, Had got, for making spectacles, a fame, Or "helps to read," as, when they first were solo And, for all uses to be had from glass, 2. There came a man into his shop one day: And book produced, to see how they would fit; These in my hand will better suit your eye." "No, but they don't." "Well, come, sir, if you please, Here is another sort, we'll e'en try these ; Still somewhat more they magnify the letter; 66 Now, sir!" 'Why, now I'm not a bit the better." 3. The operator, much surprised to find So odd a case, thought, sure the man is blind: "What sort of eyes can you have got ?" said he, Why, very good ones, friend, as you may see.” "Yes, I perceive the clearness of the ball; Pray, let me ask you, can you read at all?" LESSON XL. FRENCHMAN IN TROUBLE. ANONYMOUS. 1. A FRENCHMAN once, who was a merry wight, 2. His supper done, some scraps of cheese were left, To wished-for bed; but not a wink he slept; 3. Sans ceremonie, soon the rats all ran, And on the flour-sacks greedily began ; At which they gorged themselves, then smelling round Their happy jaws disturbed the Frenchman's nap; Vat is dat nibbel at my pillow so? Ah! 'tis one big huge rat! Vat de diable is it he nibbel, nibbel at?" 4. In vain our little hero sought repose; Sometimes the vermin galloped o'er his nose; Bring me the bill for vat I have to pay!" The bill was brought, and to his great surprise, Ten shillings was the charge: he scarce believes his And every time he viewed it thought it more. eyes. 5. "Vy zounds, and zounds!" he cries, "I shall no pay; Vat! charge ten shelangs for vat I have mange? A leetal sup of porter, dis vile bed, Vare all de rats do run about my head!" "Plague on those rats!" the landlord muttered out; "I wish, upon my word, that I could make 'em scout: I'll pay him well that can." "I'll pay him well that can." "Vat's dat you say?” Vil you dis charge forego, vat I am at, 66 Bring to dis spot a leetal bread and cheese, Eh bien! a pot of porter, too; And den invite de rats to sup vid you; And after-no matter dey be villing For vat dey eat you charge dem just ten shelang; And I am sure, ven dey behold de score, Dey'll quit your house, and never come no more. |