gions of commerce and agriculture, will stand the wreck of the Spanish inquisition, the pirates of the hyperborean seas, and the marauders of the Aurora Bolivar! But, gentlemen of the jury, if you convict my client, his children will be doomed to pine away in a state of hopeless matrimony; and his beautiful wife will stand lone and delighted, like a dried up mullainstalk in a sheep.pasture. LESSON V. PHAETHON, OR THE AMATEUR COACHMAN. JOHN G. SAXI 1. DAN Phaethon, so the histories run,— Drove a very fast coach by the name of "The Sun; ' Trips every day, (On Sundays and all, in a heathenish way;) All lighted up with a famous array Of lanterns that shone with a brilliant display, Since some one had hinted, the youth to annoy, To darken the brow of the son of the Sun! 3. "By the terrible Styx!" said the angry sire, While his eye flashed volumes of fury and fire, "To prove your reviler an infamous liar, I swear I will grant you whate'er you desire!" "Then by my head," The youngster said, "I'll mount the coach when the horses are fed!-For there's nothing I'd choose, as I'm alive, Like a seat on the box, and a dashing drive!" Just stop a moment and think upon't! You're quite too young," continued the sage, "To tend a coach at your early age! Besides, you see, "Twill really be Your first appearance on any stage! Desist, my child, The cattle are wild, And when their mettle is thoroughly 'riled,' You'll rue the day, So mind and don't be foolish, Pha!" But the youth was proud, And swore aloud, 'Twas just the thing to astonish the crowd,— He'd have the horses and wouldn't be cowed! 5. In vain the boy was cautioned at large, He called for the chargers, unheeding the charge, 6. So calling Phaëthon up in a trice, He gave the youth a bit of advice : "Parce stimulis, utere loris?” As the judge remarked to a rowdy Scotchman, Be shy of the stones, and keep in the road! 7. Now Phaethon, perched in the coachman's place, Drove off the steeds at a furious pace, Fast as coursers running a race, Whack-crack," Resounding along the horses' back!- 8. On-on they sped as swift as a flash, (Such rapid driving is always rash!) 9. Don't rashly take to dangerous courses,Nor set it down in your table of forces, That any one man equals any four horses! Don't swear by the Styx! It's one of Old Nick's Diabolical tricks To get people into a regular "fix," LESSON VI. HODGE AND THE VICAR. ANONYMOUS. 1. HODGE, a poor, honest, lazy lout, 2. "Ah! master Hodge," the vicar cried, "What, still as wise as ever? The people in the village say N 3. "Why, inaster parson, as to that 4. "We'll try your skill," the parson cried, And this you'll prove, or right or wrong, 5. "Noah of old three babies had, Or grown-up children rather; Shem, Ham, and Japhet, they were called: 6. "Rat it!" cried Hodge, and scratched his head "That does my wits belabor: But howsomde'er I'll homeward run, 7. To Giles he went, and put the case *Thou fool!" cried Giles, "I'll make it clea To thy dull comprehension. 8. "Three children has Tom Long, the smith, Tom, Dick, and Harry, they are called: 9. "Adzooks! I have it," Hodge replied, 10. Away he ran to find the priest |