For never since her beauty blush'd with spring, The priest was call'd to read the service o'er, (For without marriage what can come but strife?)73 And the bride-mother was the shepherd's wife. All was perform'd, in short, that could be so But spent the month and more within the wood. In doors and out of doors, by night, by day, Than Dido and Eneas found to screen them, When storm and tempest would have rush'd between them. And all this while there was not a smooth tree, That drew from stream or fount its gentle pith, Nor stone less hard than stones are apt to be, But they would find a knife to carve it with. And in a thousand places you might see, And on the walls about you and beneath, ANGELICA AND MEDORO, tied in one, As many ways as lover's knots could run. And when they thought they had outspent their time, Angelica the royal took her way, She and Medoro, to the Indian clime, To crown him king of her fair realm, Cathay. T A DEPRECATION OF THE NAME OF JOHN. FROM THE ITALIAN OF CASA. WERE I Some fifteen years younger or twenty, 'Tis downright insult; a mere public scandal. Clergymen,74 lawyers, pedants, not a soul, But his name's John. You shall not see a face, Looking like what it is, a simpleton's Barber's, porkman's, or tooth-drawer's,—but the fellow, Seems by his look to be a John,-and is one! And so was he who found out roasted chestnuts, me, Don't call me John, for God's sake; or at least, 66 Here, Think of the name of John upon a title-page! It damns the book at once; and reasonably: People no sooner see it, than they conclude They've read the work before.-Oh I must say My father made a pretty business of it, Calling me John! me, 'faith-his eldest son ! Heir to his-poverty! Why there's not a writ, But nine times out of ten, is serv'd on John, And what still more annoys me, not a bill: Your promiser to pay is always John. Some people fondly make the word a compound, And get some other name to stand its friend, Christening the haplesss devil John-Antony, John-Peter, or John-Baptist, or John-Charles: There's even John-Barnard, and John-Martin !— Oh, See if the other name likes his society! It never does, humour it as you will. Change it, diminish it, call it Johnny, or Jacky, Or Jack, 'tis always a sore point,-a wound ;Shocking, if left alone, and worse, if touch'd. MY DEAR JOHN, I cannot send you, as I could wish, a pipe of Tuscan wine, or a hamper of Tuscan sunshine, which is much the same thing; so in default of being able to do this, I do what I can, and send you, for a new year's present, a translation of a Tuscan bacchanal. May it give you a hundredth part of the elevation which you have often caused to the heart of Your affectionate Brother, FLORENCE, January 1st, 1825. LEIGH HUNT. BACCHUS IN TUSCANY. THE Conqueror of the East, the God of Wine, Taking his rounds divine, Pitch'd his blithe sojourn on the Tuscan hills; And where the imperial seat First feels the morning heat, Lo, on the lawn, with May-time white and red, And as he sang, and as he quaff'd away, Dearest, if one's vital tide Ran not with the grape's beside, Whirls his brains and wastes his thumbs. Away with thinking! miles with care! Gods my life, what glorious claret! Blessed be the ground that bare it! 'Tis Avignon. Don't say 66 a flask of it;" Into my soul I pour a cask of it! Artimino's finer still, Under a tun there's no having one's fill: The deed is done. And now, while my lungs are swimming at will All in a bath so noble and sweet, |