At the fides there was fpinnage, and pudding made hot; may this bit, be my "A prettier dinner I never fet eyes on; "Pray, a flice of your liver, though may I be cur, "But I've eat of your tripe, till I'm ready to burst.". "The tripe," quoth the Jew, with his chocolate cheek, "I could dine on this tripe seven days in a week: "I like these here dinners, fo pretty and small, But your friend there, the Doctor, eats nothing at all.""O! ho!" quoth my friend, "he'll come on in a trice, "He's keeping a corner for fomething that's nice: "There's a pafty"—" A pafty!" repeated the Jew; "I don't care if I keep a corner for't too." "What the de'il, mon, a pasty !" re-echo'd the Scot, A vifage A vifage fo fad, and so pale, with affright, Wak'd Priam, in drawing his curtains by night. But we quickly found out, for who could mistake her? Had shut out the pasty, on shutting his oven! At leaft it's your temper, as very well known, That you think very flightly of all that's your own: So, perhaps, in your habits of thinking amifs, You may make a mistake, and think flightly of this. A DESCRIP A DESCRIPTION W OF AN AUTHOR's BED-CHAMBER. HERE the Red Lion, ftaring o'er the way, Invites each paffing stranger that can pay : Where Calvert's butt, and Parfons' black champaign, Regale the drabs and bloods of Drury-Lane: There in a lonely room, from bailiffs snug, The MUSE found Scroggen stretch'd beneath a rug! A window patch'd with paper, lent a ray, That dimly fhew'd the state in which he lay; The fanded floor, that grits beneath the tread ; The rufty grate, unconfcious of a fire: With beer and milk arrears the frieze was fcor'd, And five crack'd tea-cups dress'd the chimney-board. A cap by nighta ftocking all the day! THE THE LOGICIANS REFUTED. IN IMITATION OF DEAN SWIFTS L OGICIANS have but ill defin'd By ratiocinations specious, Have ftrove to prove with great precifion, With definition and divifion, Homo eft ratione preditum; But, for my foul, I cannot credit 'em. Is both a weak and erring creature. And And that brute beafts are far before 'em, Deus eft anima brutorum. Whoever knew an honeft brute At law his neighbour profecute, They eat their meals, and take their sport, Nor know who's in or out at court; They never to the levee gó To treat, as dearest friend, a foe: They never importune his grace, Nor ever cringe to men in place; Nor draw the quill to write for Bob. |