September, 1837. THE DOUBLE BARREL. BY FATHER PROUT. Duo quisque Alpina coruscat Gæsa manu.— Παν πραγμα δυας έχει λαβας.-Εpictetus. SEPTEMBER the first on the moorland hath burst, Each NIMROD of NOUSE hurries off to the grouse, Who hath not On the spot (Should he miss a first shot) Some resource in a DOUBLE BARREL. 'Twas the Goddess of Sport, in her sylvan court, Which the Goddess of Love soon adopted, and strove Hence her CUPID, we know, put two strings to his bow; At the lot Of the sot Who, to soothe him, han't got The resource of a DOUBLE BARREL. Nay, the hint was too good to lie hid in the wood, Ör to lurk in two lips of coral; Hence the God of the Grape (who his betters would ape) His escutcheon he decks with a double XX, And his blithe October carol Follows up With the sup Of a flowing ale-cup Water-grass-hill, Kal. VIIbres GENIUS; OR, THE DOG'S-MEAT DOG. BEING A SECOND 66 TAILED SONNET," IN THE ITALIAN MANNER." BY EGERTON WEBBE. "Hal, thou hast the most unsavoury similes."-Falstaff. SINCE Genius hath the immortal faculty And cannot choose but starve amazingly, * For the former specimen, as well as some critical account of the comic sonnets of the Italians, see the April number of Bentley's Miscellany. VOL. II. R Methinks 'tis very like the dog's-meat dog, That 'twixt Black Friars and White sometimes I've seen,Afflicted quadruped, jejune and lean, Whom none do feed, but all do burn to flog. For why? He draws the dog's-meat cart, you see,- Long dogs and short, and dogs of various tail, Or opposite the pump on Fish-street Hill, It is not he, but, ah! it is the cart With which his cousins are so loth to part; Charged from behind, a transient savour throws, And leaves him buried in conjectures dark, For I need scarce remark That that sagacious dog hath often guess'd And I have seen him whisk with sudden start Because of cunning mechanism. Lord! With any sort of mental satisfaction, The look of anguish-the immense distraction- When, whisking round, he hath discovered there In high assembly met, sublimely lunching, 'Tis And to his grave I do believe he'll go, Whence all those riches flow Which seem to spring about him where he is, I know such similes COMPRISING FURTHER PARTICULARS OF OLIVER'S STAY AT MR. BROWNLOW'S, WITH THE REMARKABLE PREDICTION WHICH ONE MR. GRIMWIG UTTERED CONCERNING HIM, WHEN HE WENT OUT ON AN ERRAND. OLIVER SOON recovered from the fainting-fit into which Mr. Brownlow's abrupt exclamation had thrown him; and the subject of the picture was carefully avoided, both by the old gentleman and Mrs. Bedwin, in the conversation that ensued, which indeed bore no reference to Oliver's history or prospects, but was confined to such topics as might amuse without exciting him. He was still too weak to get up to breakfast; but, when he came down into the housekeeper's room next day, his first act was to cast an eager glance at the wall, in the hope of again looking on the face of the beautiful lady. His expectations were disappointed, however, for the picture had been removed. "Ah!" said the housekeeper, watching the direction of Oliver's eyes. "It is gone, you see." "I see it is, ma'am," replied Oliver, with a sigh. "Why have they taken it away ?" "It has been taken down, child, because Mr. Brownlow said, that, as it seemed to worry you, perhaps it might prevent your getting well, you know," rejoined the old lady. "Oh, no, indeed it didn't worry me, ma'am," said Oliver. "I liked to see it; I quite loved it." "Well, well!" said the old lady, good-humouredly; "you get well as fast as ever you can, dear, and it shall be hung up again. There, I promise you that; now let us talk about some thing else." This was all the information Oliver could obtain about the picture at that time, and as the old lady had been so kind to him in his illness, he endeavoured to think no more of the subject just then; so listened attentively to a great many stories she told him about an amiable and handsome daughter of hers, who was married to an amiable and handsome man, and lived in the country; and a son, who was clerk to a merchant in the West Indies, and who was also such a good young man, and wrote such dutiful letters home four times a year, that it brought the tears into her eyes to talk about them. When the old lady had expatiated a long time on the excellences of her children, and the merits of her kind good husband besides, who had been dead and gone, poor dear soul! just six-and-twenty years, it was time to have tea; and after tea she began to teach Oliver cribbage, which he learnt as quickly as she could teach, and at which game they played, with great interest and gravity, until it was |