An age of poverty: from which lingering penance GRA. I have a wife, whom, I protest, I love; SHY. These be the Christian husbands! I have a daughter, Would any of the stock of Barabbas Had been her husband, rather than a Christian! [Aside. We trifle time: I pray thee, pursue sentence. POR. A pound of that same merchant's flesh is thine, The court awards it, and the law doth give it. SHY. Most rightful judge! POR. And you must cut this flesh from off his breast; The law allows it, and the court awards it. SHY. Most learned judge!-A sentence! come, prepara YOR. Tarry a little:-there is something else. This bond doth give thee here no jot of blood; [All assume an attitude of astonishment—a pause.] The words expressly are, a pound of flesh; One drop of Christian blood, thy lands and goods Unto the state of Venice. GRA. O upright judge!-Mark, Jew:-a learned judge SHY. Is that the law? POR. Thyself shall see the act: For as thou urgest justice, be assured Thou shalt have justice, more than thou desir❜st. GRA. O learned judge!--Mark, Jew:-a learned judge! SHY. I take this offer, then;-pay the bond thrice, And let the Christian go. The Jew shall have all justice!-soft!-no haste;- GRA. O Jew! an upright judge-a learned judge! Of one poor scruple; nay if the scale do turn Thou diest, and all thy goods are confiscate. Now, infidel, I have thee on the hip. POR. Why doth the Jew pause? take thy forfeiture. SHY. Give me my principal, and let me go. BASS. I have it ready for thee: here it is. POR. He hath refused it in the open court; He shall have merely justice, and his bond. GRA. A Daniel, still say I! a second Daniel!— I thank thee, Jew, for teaching me that word. SHY. Shall I not barely have my principal? POR. Thou shalt have nothing but the forfeiture, To be so taken at thy peril, Jew. SHY. Why then, the devil give him good of it! I'll stay no longer question. POR. Tarry, Jew; The law hath yet another hold on you. It is enacted in the laws of Venice, If it be proved against an alien, That by direct or indirect attempts He seek the life of any citizen, The party 'gainst the which he doth contrive, Comes to the privy coffer of the State; [Going That indirectly and directly too, Thou hast contrived against the very life GRA. Beg that thou mayst have leave to hang thyself: And yet, thy wealth being forfeit to the State, Thou hast not left the value of a cord; Therefore, thou must be hanged at the State's charge. POR. Ay, for the State; not for Antonio. POR. What mercy can you render him, Antonio? I am content, so he will let me have The other half in use,-to render it, That lately stole his daughter: Two things provided more-that, for this favor, The other, that he do record a gift, Here in the court, of all he dies possessed, Unto his son Lorenzo, and his daughter. DUKE. He shall do this; or else I do recant The pardon that I late pronounced here. POR. Art thou contented, Jew? What dost thou say? SHY. I am content. POR. Clerk, draw a deed of gift. SHY. I pray you, give me leave to go from hence; I am not well; send the deed after me, And I will sign it. DUKE. Get thee gone, but do it. [Shylock starts off. GRA. In christening, thou shalt have two god-fathers; Had I been judge, thou shouldst have had ten more, To bring thee to the gallows, not the font. [Shylock gives a look and shrug of malignity, and exits.] QUARREL SCENE FROM "SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL." R. B. SHERIDAN. SIR PETER. Lady Teazle, Lady Teazle, I'll not bear it! LADY TEAZLE. Sir Peter, Sir Peter, you may bear it or not, as you please; but I ought to have my own way in everything; and what's more, I will too. What! though I was educated in the country, I know very well that women of fashion in London are accountable to nobody after they are married. SIR P. Very well, ma'am, very well-so a husband is to have no influence-no authority? LADY T. Authority! No, to be sure. If you wanted authority over me, you should have adopted me, and not mar ried me; I am sure you were old enough. SIR P. Old enough!-ay-there it is. Well, well, Lady Teazle, though my life may be made unhappy by your tem per, I'll not be ruined by your extravagance. LADY T. My extravagance! I'm sure I'm not more extravagant than a woman ought to be. SIR P. No, no, madam, you shall throw away no more sums on such unmeaning luxury. 'Slife! to spend as much to furnish your dressing-room with flowers in winter as would suffice to turn the Pantheon into a green-house. LADY T. Lord! Sir Peter, am I to blame because flowers are dear in cold weather? You should find fault with the climate, and not with me. For my part, I'm sure I wish it was spring all the year round, and that roses grew under our feet! SIR P. Zounds! madam-if you had been born to this, I shouldn't wonder at you talking thus; but you forget what your situation was when I married you. LADY T. No, no, I don't; 'twas a very disagreeable one, or I should never have married you. SIR P. Yes, yes, madam, you were then in somewhat a humbler style,-the daughter of a plain country squire. Recollect, Lady Teazle, when I saw you first sitting at your tambour, in a pretty figured linen gown, with a bunch of keys at your side; your hair combed smooth over a roll, and your apartment hung round with fruits in worsted of your own working. LADY T. Oh yes! I remember it very well, and a curious life I led, my daily occupation to inspect the dairy, superintend the poultry, make extracts from the family receiptbook, and comb my aunt Deborah's lap-dog. SIR P. Yes, yes, ma'am, 'twas so indeed. LADY T. And then, you know, my evening amusements, -to draw patterns for ruffles, which I had not materials to make up; to play Pope Joan with the curate; to read a novel to my aunt; or to be stuck down to an old spinet to strum my father to sleep after a fox chase. SIR P. I am glad you have so good a memory. Yes, madam, these were the recreations I took you from; but now you must have your coach-vis-a-vis - and three powdered footmen before your chair; and, in the summer, a pair of white cats to draw you to Kensington Gardens. No recollection, I suppose, when you were content to ride double, behind the butler, on a docked coach horse. LADY T. No I never did that: I deny the butler and the coach horse. SIR P. This, madam, was your situation; and what have I done for you? I have made you a woman of fashion, of fortune, of rank; in short, I have made you my wife. LADY T. Well, then; and there is but one thing more you can make me to add to the obligation, and that is SIR P. My widow, I suppose? LADY T. Hem! hem! SIR P. I thank you, madam; but don't flatter yourself; for though your ill conduct may disturb my peace of mind, it shall never break my heart, I promise you: however, I am equally obliged to you for the hint. LADY T. Then why will you endeavor to make yourself so disagreeable to me, and thwart me in every little elegant expense? SIR P. 'Slife, madam, I say, had you any of these little elegant expenses when you married me? LADY T. Lud, Sir Peter! would you have me be out of the fashion? SIR P. The fashion, indeed! What had you to do with the fashion before you married me? |