66 "What colored frame will you have, ma'am?" inquired a snopman of a lady who had called to have her prospective husband's picture framed. Well, you ought to know more about it than I," was the lady's reply. "I want a frame that will match the picture." "Oh, of course, ma'am," said the dealer, selecting one from the large assortment. "How would a green one do?" That man has never discovered to this day why that woman got out so quickly, leaving the door on a wide jar. A clerk at Castle Garden who had been reading the debate on the anti-Chinese bill and just finished Senator Edmunds' remarks about the necessity of homogeneity among the people of the Republic, glanced up at an Irish emigrant who was leaning against the desk and soberly asked: "Pat, are you homogeneous?" "Nivir a bit," said Pat; "I'm a Corkonian." "Ah!" he exclaimed, as he pressed her tenderly to him at parting. "Shall I hold you in these arms again to-morrow and paint our future with the bright pigments of the imagination." "No," she said, calmly, “Not to-morrow. To morrow's washday." A gentleman, who had listened attentively to a long, diffuse and highly ornamented prayer, was asked, by one of the members, if he did not think their minister was very gifted in prayer. "Yes," he replied, "I think it as good a prayer as was ever offered to a congregation." Curious phenomenon: When a man's chestnut curls begin to turn gray it means that he is fifty years old; but when they begin to turn black--that means that he is sixty. SUPPLEMENT TO One Hundred Choice Selections, No. 19 CONTAINING BENTIMENTS For Public Occasions; WITTICISMS For Home Enjoyment; LIFE THOUGHTS For Private Reflection; A word in earnest is as good as a speech. Dickens. "Tis weary watching wave by wave, And where the vanguard camps to-day, Gerald Massey. No way has been found for making heroism easy even for the scholar. Labor, iron labor, is for him. The world was created as an audience for him; the atoms of which it is made are opportunities. Emerson. Anon the great globe itself (so the holy writings tell,) With the rolling firmament, where the starry armies dwell, Shall melt with fervent heat-they all shall pass away, Except the love of God, which shall live and last for aye. Bryant. Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, and the other to be buried. Give no more to every guest Colton. Give him always of the prime, Swift. Bad men or devils would not have written the Bible, for it would have condemned them and their works,-good men or angels could not have written it, for in saying it was from God when it was but their own invention, they would have been guilty of falsehood, and thus could not have been good. The only remaining being who could have written it, is God -its real author. Man, proud man! Dressed in a little brief authority, Most ignorant of what he's most assured, Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven Shakspeare. It is an easy thing for him who has no pain, to talk of pa tience. Yet as the stars, the holy stars of night, Shine out when all is dark, Tourneur. So would I, cheered by hopes more purely bright, Lucy Hooper. Give instruction to a wise man and he will be yet wiser; teach a just man and he will increase in learning. Absent or dead, still let a friend be dear; Bible. Pope. For drunkenness, drink cold water; for health, rise early; to be happy, be honest; to please all, mind your own busi ness. Blest power of sunshine!-genial Day, It were a world too exquisite The deep, cold shadow of the tomb. Moore. To pity distress is but human, to relieve it is Godlike. Horace Mann. He that neglects a blessing, though he want Neglects himself. Beaumont and Fletcher If a man is made up wholly of the dove, without the least grain of the serpent in his composition, he becomes ridiculous in many circumstances of life, and very often discredits his best actions. Freedom has a thousand charms to show, That slaves, howe'er contented, never know. Wit is the god of moments, but Genius is the When the busy day is over, Oh, how sweet sounds simple music, Addison. Couper. god of ages. La Bruyere. Grander strains might prove less cheering, But a homely ballad seems Sweet and simple, and endearing, Calling back life's happiest dreams. Our minds are as different as our faces; we are all traveling to one destination, Happiness; but few are going by the same road. Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call to-day his own: Colton. He who secure within can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived to-day. Dryden. Learn to hold thy tongue. Five words cost Zacharias forty weeks silence. Fuller. Man's life's a book of history; His leaves thereof are days; The letters, mercies closely joined; John Mason. Learning is wealth to the poor, an honor to the rich, an aid to the young, and a support and comfort to the aged. Good night! Slumber till the morning light! Slumber till the dawn of day Sleep without or fear or fright! Our Father wakes! Good night! Good night! The true grandeur of nations is in those qualities which constitute the true greatness of the individual. Sumner. The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit. Consider every hour Of life, each moment, as an interval On which eternal happiness depends. Self trust is the essence of heroism. No stream from its source Sir Win. Temple. Flows seaward however so lonely its course, Samuel Hayes. Emerson. But what some land is gladdened. No star ever rose Owen Meredith. Money and Time are the heaviest burdens of life, and the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use. What custom wills, in all things should we do't, Johnson. Shakspeare. Your looking-glass will tell you what none of your friends will. Woman, contented in silent repose, Enjoys, in its beauty, life's flower as it blows, Schiller. Earth's highest station ends in "Here he lies," And "Dust to dust," concludes her noblest song. Young. Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles, and kindnesses, and small. obligations, given habitually, are what win and preserve the heart, and secure comfort. Sir H. Davy. Judges and senates have been bought for gold; Pope |