And by the time the driver had turned his brake The passengers all began to take A decided interest in the case, And each in the others began to trace And long before we reached the station She's looking at me all the time with the other, Try on the feelin's of a dunce. While I my love was tryin' to tell her, Some ignoramus of a feller Might think it was he she was lookin' at, And consider me a regular flat. Fur-with one of her eyes she could smile on me, And let the other light on him, So that both of us might easily be One of the friends of this troubled gent, Said he'd willingly give a dime To see them try to walk a bee line; The more they tried to toe the mark, 'Twould be like walking in the dark, If the line was the equator they'd see the poles. Why if we were as blind as bats or moles, It seemed to him we could find our way Better than with eyes that were crossed that way. And he wondered how the words would look If they should attempt to read a book ; The lines would certainly be all crossed, And the words so jumbled the sense would be lost. A Teuton with a gallon of lager aboard, At the sight of our lovers for a moment was floored, "Mein cracious goodness! Vat's dis dat I zee, Four eyes wrongside out like ein big bumble bee; Do dese beeple on deir heads schtand ven dey vant to леo sdraight, Or do dey turn round ven dey undertake To zee somedings right like oder folks do; Mit dem eyes, ein lager must look shust like two." The cross in our own eye we never can see, NORA M'GUIRE'S LOVERS.-WM. Whitehead. Young Nora McGuire in humble attire, Gazed wistfully shy, with a tear in her eye, She was seated, ochone, on her trunk all alone, And her eloquent face had as lovely a grace, As though she had bloomed in an arbor. Her poor heart was beating at thought of her meeting The rough world of places and strangers; A life yet to know on the treacherous flow Of ocean and all its wild dangers. Tom Timmins, galore, and Will Jackson, ashore, Had been rollicking off to the leeward; And jollier tars never gazed at the stars, Or cast up their reckonings seaward. They were true sons of Mars, and had been in the wars When Britain for volunteers pressed men; Till the craft was a wreck they had fought the main dec As if the Old Harry possessed them. 'Mid volley and rattle and crises of battle, It is said, on a time, in a gale on the line, Long friendship still found them as true as it bound them As Nora was sitting and moments were flitting And thoughts of the mornings with beautified dawnings Our messmates came down from the Anchor and Crown Old women were worrying, and porters were scurrying As though the whole town was about to dump down The friends Nora greeted as thus she was seated, To take her big chest to where she might rest The ship was eased off from the well crowded wharf, There's a meddlesome tot, full of mischief and plot, To pack them with trouble he don't care a bubble, 'Mid the scenes of departure, this villainous archer 'Tis well said love is blind, for it oft leaves the mind Had kindled in both of their brains. Though Timmins and Bill had succumbed to no will They now were quite mastered and sore flabbergasted And their friendship's strong chain had a terrible strain In maneuvers to grapple the prize. So to keep all things square 'twixt this strong loving pair, 'Twas agreed pretty nigh the beginning They'd all malice belay whene'er fortune should play Now Jackson could dance, or shuffle, or prance And when on his watch, whether Irish or Scotch But Timmins could sing like a lark on the wing, So he thought, the young sly, as he caught her sweet eye, With dancing and song sure it could not be long At least so it appeared to each one as he veered They palavered the cook and the steward, and took Did them all kinds of chores to get delicate stores, Tom wove her a mat of fanciful plait, With initials of blue in the centre; And this, with each ditty, and many things witty, He put in love's debit anent her. But Will went one better with something that met her Sweet fancy, at least for the nonce; 'Twas a fiery red cushion to put pins and such in, Which she pronounced lovely at once. Somewhat taken aback Tom still held on his tack, In this rivalrous way turn about was fair play, Brought forth his jimcracks and cunning nicknacks, And so this fine play bowled along every day To the laughing delight of the crew; Jesting freely went round, and the gay wags were found Betting lively on who should pull through. All the passengers too as well as the crew, Took a jocular share in the zeal; Some flattered Tom's singing, some Will's lively swinging His neat legs around in the reel. Now to keep matters trim they took up the whim Of slipping our tars many a notion; Many brooches and rings and hosts of neat things Though Nora was reaping a harvest, and heaping It was wonderful, too, to the captain and crew, No matter what chance each one's hopes could enhance, Orestes and Pylades abandoned the ladies To roam through the wild world together, And Pythias and Damon were known to all laymen But I vow through all time there is naught in the line E'en Jonathan and David, so strongly paraded, When compared with the case of two tars without grace, Yet keeping in view their affection so true, |