The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from Allgreatquotes.comUlysses Press, 16 d’ag. 2011 - 384 pàgines Uncover the funniest quotes of all time with this mammoth book packed with quotations from comedians, celebrities, leaders and famous authors. Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics. • God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. — Robin Williams • Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. — Spike Milligan • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. — Oscar Wilde • The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! — Homer Simpson • When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was “Always.” — Rita Rudner • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. — George Burns |
Continguts
Actors Hollywood and the Movies | 7 |
History 15? | 15 |
Alcohol and Other Drugs | 20 |
America and Americans 54 | 34 |
Art | 49 |
Books and Reading | 65 |
Children and Parenting | 80 |
Death | 95 |
Life | 205 |
Love 218 | 218 |
Marriage Cheating and Divorce 255 | 233 |
Men Women Battle of the Sexes | 255 |
Mexico and Mexicans 278 | 278 |
Music | 291 |
Proverbs 511 | 311 |
Science and Technology 526 | 326 |
Family and Relations | 110 |
Forgiveness | 124 |
Gaffes and Dumbest Things Ever Said | 152 |
Home | 159 |
Ireland and the Irish | 189 |
The Simpsons Wisdom 548 | 348 |
Sports 562 | 362 |
Success 581 | 381 |
Vice and Virtue 597 | 397 |
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