The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from Allgreatquotes. Com
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Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.
? God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
? Robin Williams
? Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
? Spike Milligan
? Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
? Oscar Wilde
? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
? Homer Simpson
? When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was ?Always.”
? Rita Rudner
? Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
? George Burns
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Alcohol and Other Drugs
America and Americans 54
Books and Reading
Children and Parenting
Marriage Cheating and Divorce 255
Men Women Battle of the Sexes
Mexico and Mexicans 278
Science and Technology 526
Family and Relations
Gaffes and Dumbest Things Ever Said
Ireland and the Irish
The Simpsons Wisdom 548
Vice and Virtue 597
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