THE SECRET! OR HOW TO KNOW A MARRIED WOMAN. "The proper study of mankind is"-Woman. "Matrimony is a golden chain, inlaid with down." I KNOW her, yes, I know her for a matrimonial belle, I know her, on my honour, for a real spousal dame, I know her for a wife, in fact, I verily may say As well as if I'd been to church, and given her away. I know her for a "tender rib"-(it's true, tho' you may laugh,) I'd know her 'mongst a thousand, for a husband's "better half" I know her for a woman that is ta'en to "bed and board I know her for a benedict-I do upon my word. I know her-(but what nonsense to thus keep "knowing" on, I know her (how ridiculous to argue in this way, I know her for a man's help-mate-most certainly I do, too I know her " O pray tell me, how you know this mystic thing?" By (what the devil should it be, but by) her-wedding ring! LINES Written in a Lady's Album. "Never durst poet touch a pen to write Until his ink were temper'd with love's sighs." YE myrtle-crown'd nymphs, who in palm groves assemble, And 'fore whom all poets unwittingly tremble, Who often give soirees on Phocian mount, And in chorus bucolic at even-tide chant; Methinks 'tis Parnassus, that fam'd hill of rhyme, To thee then in numbers unskilful and wild, (The language, alas! of adversity's child,) For pardon in thus from Castalia sipping The dew of the stream that for poets is fitting, Sues the humblest of minstrels, that e'er, in thy grove, 126 LINES WRITTEN IN A LADY'S ALBUM. Whose harp in its fervent outpourings has rung For the faithful and kind-for the lovely was strung; And whose muse ne'er gave birth to a couplet or strain That to being on earth was the offspring of pain. To thee then, sweet girls of the Rythmical sphere- And invoke thy bright smiles in the cause of a friend. In what we call an album-(or, as you would say In tenderness, therefore, ye Muses, look down, Let its pages be sacred to friendship and truth, And while charming the ear, "point the moral" for youth; And O, above all, yield this boon to my sighs Let it hymn dearest woman's fond praise to the ski THE MINSTREL'S DEATH-LAY. "There's a cure for every thing but a broken heart." "It is no marvel-from my very birth My soul was drunk with love." Lay me beneath the orange tree, Whose flow'rs for brides alone may bloom, LAND of Ausonia's by-gone brave, With pious step thy fields I tread ; Since thou art but one mighty grave, Where take their sleep, thy warrior-dead. |